Real Punter

I’ve been going through a lot of personal shit lately, so haven’t had as much time as I would like either for punting or reporting about it here, but I did have one particular week which more or less turned into a constant punt crawl – I think I am still recovering from that one

In any case, yesterday I enjoyed a lovely time with an escort called Jan, she really is something else, intelligent, beautiful, adventurous, everything you could wish for in an escort really, and we get on very well; I have been seeing her for about 2 years now.

After chatting and catching up on each other’s news, we started kissing and before I knew it I was once again intoxicated by her taste, her scent, the swell of her beautiful big boobs, the sensation of her body close to mine. Very soon I had her undressed, still tasting her all over, and knelt down to give her sweet cunt a good licking. She was wet to start with and just got wetter as I proceeded to taste her fragrant pink lovebud. Then I stood up and she returned the favour, taking my by now swollen cock in her mouth for some delightful OWO, taking my cock all the way into her throat, then out again, her beautiful hair brushing my thighs adding to the sensations coursing through me. All my problems were very much forgotten by the time it came time to put on a condom, it had been a while since my last punt, I decided there was going to be no silly pride involved here, just pure pleasure – so I mounted her, eased my dick into her sweet, wet cunt, and started fucking while I nuzzled her ear. I started gently, but soon it turned into a quick, frantic fuck, I was desperate for release and shot my load deep inside her gorgeous sopping wet cunt hole, I was shaking with pleasure before I gently rolled off and then we lay and chatted for the rest of the time, as I was just completely spent!

I will for sure be seeing this beautiful young lady again in the near future; she is for sure one of the best!

Until next time,
The Real Punter

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Asian women are really beautiful, and thankfully in this day and age, you don’t need to hop on a plane to sample the delights of Thai, Filipino, Indian, South East Oriental and other exotic women! As I have discovered recently, there are plenty over here, and many of them are working in the escorting industry bringing some real variety to the experiences that can be had with eager, beautiful ladies. This punting report features only one lady I have seen recently, but I am sure there will be many more!

I found Coco on the website of Cristal Main, a massage parlour literally round the corner from me which I have frequented on numerous occasions. They always have a lady or 2 from Asia every week, and the ones I have met have all been extremely beautiful and eager to please. Cristal Main also run an escorting service called Escorts 2 You, and have a number of delightful ladies on offer – either as outcall or incall (sometimes at the parlour itself or at their central Manchester apartment). When I saw Coco it was like putting water in front of a man dying of thirst – I just had to have her. So I phoned through to the receptionist to book Coco. To my chagrin, Coco was out of town – but would be back on Friday, and I could book her for an afternoon slot! Perfect, I thought, and opted for a two hour liaison. Needless to say the hours of the clock ticked slowly from Tuesday to that Friday!

On the day I found the apartment OK, sometimes I go round in circles – it was to be an auspicious journey! Coco greeted me, and although she looked a little different from her photos (escorts always do) it was definitely the same woman – very slim, and beautiful, this south east Oriental escort! She greeted me with a peck on the lips, and offered me a drink, which I accepted, and we chatted for a few minutes, but she seemed eager to begin, running her hand across my crotch, and I wasn’t complaining! I leaned in for the first kiss and ran my hand up her slender Asian thigh, and was soon hard and desperate for that sweet Asian mouth to start sucking on my cock! I unceremoniously removed my pants and underwear and motioned that I would like her to kneel in front of me while sucking me off, it’s something I’ve really grown to like over the years. Her technique was first rate, and I almost shot my load down her throat at one point, but asked her to get a condom which she put on for me, and then I fucked her missionary and doggy before letting go inside her sweet Asian cunt hole with a feeling that is really hard to describe. After a rest an another drink, we set to again – these Asian escorts really do have amazing energy, and I left totally drained but feeling rather happy, as I recall

Until next time,
The Real Punter

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You meet an interesting range of women when you decide to see escorts as a hobby/lifestyle, and I quickly found all stereotypes of escorts blown away – I met girls who had moved around internationally escorting before settling in my area, and local girls who told me about their families and putting their children through school, girls funding their studies through escorting, and also women who told me unashamedly they had got into escorting just because they love sex so much so why not make a living from it!

Plenty of escorts come and go through my door, or I through theirs, some are destined to be unsuccessful one offs, others turn into flings lasting 2 or 3 encounters; but I have also developed a few regular favourites, and these days tend to stick with these, as we know each other, know what we like, and can get on with things easily and comfortably knowing we enjoy each others company and almost enjoying what could be looked at as a casual relationship (without the pressures of a relationship!) – we regularly text and email chat even when bookings are not imminent, although I am astute enough to realise that if the payments ever stop, so, most of the time, will the contact!

In any case, a few years ago, my first flirting experiences with escorts had kind of been up and down, I had few disasters, and needed to take a break for a while. When I entered round two, I came across the Northern Angels website, and fired off a few emails to introduce myself. Sadly, about 2 thirds of the ladies did not reply to my emails, or actually replied about a month later. I know they are busy and lead other lives, but the ladies I have got to know have said there was nothing in my emails to put a new escort off – and indeed the ones that did reply have since enjoyed a fruitful time . So anyway, there was this one lady, I shall call her A, as she has since retired from public view, although I still regualarly see her and I dare say we have got to know each other quite well (she supported me at a time of bereavement well above and beyond the call of duty as an escort). In any case, I emailed her, and she emailed back, and we arranged a date. The evening before, she gave me a call and it she was very pleasant to speak to with a soft voice, nice manner and an alluring tinge of Liverpool in her accent (but nothing too broad!). So we arranged to meet the next day, and as it happened things didn’t turn out too auspiciously, as she had a major domestic incident involving water at her flat, and she had to cancel our date We did have a laugh about it though, as I told her about my previous experience with insect-bitten escorts and she promised to provide plenty of insect repellent. She asked if there would be a next time, but just speaking to this woman was enough to know she was well worth meeting, so we rearranged, and thankfully the next meeting turned out ok – just about!

You see, I was quite nervous, as she was driving from Merseyside and didn’t know my local area in Manchester – so had said she would ring for directions, which I am hopeless at giving! And indeed she did, and was a bit lost! Somehow I managed to get her to drive in the right direction and eventually she arrived at my house. On first impressions, she looked even better than I had imagined, a little older than I thought, but that’s no bad thing! Her first kiss of greeting was very sweet, and then we chatted for a bit, before she suggested going upstairs and slipping into something more comfortable.

So up we went and I paced around my bedroom nervously while she was in the bathroom changing. I was a bit shy in those days so was still fully dressed when she walked into my room looking quite stunning in black briefs and bra – she was/is quite magnificent in fact! Anyway, I was soon undressed and had my arms around her, nuzzling her neck and moving my hands up and down her sleek, toned body, and then found her mouth with mine. Does she do French kissing, I wondered, realising I had forgot to ask, so I asked wordlessly and her mouth opened like a sweet little treasure chest to my insistence and I gently maneouvred her to my large double bed, where the best 2 hours of my life to date were to follow

I have seen A many times since. We get on, have a laugh, and have great sex, although during a time of personal bereavement she was more of a therapist on a couple of occasions and just helped me through it with her warmth and compassionate personality. I am due to see her again this week, and can’t wait, she really is a treasure and I’m glad I got to know her before she decided to retire

Until next time,
The Real Punter

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Judging by the market for Viagra, Cialis, Kamgra, and every erection aid going, erection problems are widespread, and many men have this problem – it is a big admission for me to make in public, but yes, it has happened to me, and the first time it happened was with an escort, and for a while it happened quite a lot of the time.

The first time it happened was quite early on in my punting career. As I have said, I was not the most sexually experienced, so I was obviously going to wonder what the hell was happening. Anyway, it happened like this. I had emailed an escort who I found very attractive, but received a reply to say she was on holiday – but she could certainly recommend this other lady. Being naive, I thought this sounded like a great idea, but of course I had never met the escort who was making the recommendation, so for all I know it wasn’t genuine advice. In any case, I got excited about this escort coming, and about half an hour before she arrived, she rang to say she had an allergic reaction to something and wouldn’t be able to make it! Things could have ended there, but I rang her and we rearranged the date – so the next time she turned up. When I saw her through my spyhole I wasn’t immediately impressed although she was attractive enough. There was just something about her which I couldn’t pin down. Anyway, we had a chat and then got close, and one thing led to another and I got going. I went to kiss her, and she kept her lips firmly closed – despite the fact on her website she clearly stated she offered French kissing. She proceeded to doing some oral without and then it came time to put on a condom – and suddenly my dick wanted no part of the action, it just flopped and for the next 2 hours refused to do a single bloody thing. On that occasion it could have been something as simple as her refusal to french kiss, or perhaps it was the site of the boob job scars under her breasts, which were not very ample, which led me to consider that she may have actually needed a boob job to have breasts at all. And although I didn’t get a very close look at her pussy, there was just something about her facial structure and legs that to this day have convinced me she was a post op transexual… I have nothing against such, and have indeed experimented with people of transgender since then as I became comfortable with this whole new world – but at the time it was just a shock which seemed to switch off something in my brain and cut off the blood flow to my penis!

For a good few months after that I had problems – and in between now and then it has happened now and then. At first it was a very real and frustrating problem for me, but eventually I figured out I had developed performance anxiety from that first failure – I just kept worrying it was going to happen again, and inevitably the worry and anxiety made sure it happened again. I also had to work through a fair few things in my head, which leads me to the following advice:

If you are healthy, and have trouble with erections (especially if you can get an erection to wank, but not with a woman), then it is most certainly a psychological problem. It may be performance anxiety, or it may be a deep seated discomfort about sex, whether this is guilt or another problem. If you are paying for sex, whether in a parlour or with an escort, you may have an unconscious issue with the act of paying for sex, which could well be guilt – it could be a problem you have with sleeping with someone who fucks other men for money. You will need to work through these issues until you are truly comfortable with the idea or paid sex may not be the hobby for you.

Another problem some men have is desensitisation either through too much masturbation or too much porn. If you have been making love to the five fingered maiden for a long time, you have probably got your penis too used to the “iron grip” and have probably been wanking harder and harder, getting your penis addicted to this strong unnatural sensation – I know I was guilty of this, and learned to only masturbate left handed. You might also try practising with a Fleshlight or other sex aid, which more realistically mimicks the feel of a woman’s soft, pliable vagina. You may have also desensitized your mind by watching too much pornography. With internet porn so easy to access, it is easy to fall into a cycle where watching a woman do a 100 guy gang bang with your cock in the iron grip of your fist, is the only way you can achieve an erection or climax. I cannot stress this enough – having sex with a woman is a totally different kind of experience physically and mentally than wanking off to porn. If you have used a lot of porn, it may take some time to get used to being with a real female once more, and the bottom line is you also need to treat her as a human being with respect, as well as enjoying this new experience.

So, erectile dysfunction problems can be caused by a number of factors, and can be a combination of physical and mental problems. It may well be worth getting checked out by a doctor to make sure you are as fit and healthy as you think – the older and less fit you get, the more likely there is to be a physical cause.

Sometimes, however, it may be that you just need a boost, and I discovered a very useful herbal product that I still use as insurance. Golden Root contains a unique blend of herbal ingredients that combat erectile dysfunction through syngergetic action. Many of these herbs work on the body/mind’s stress responses which help you feel calmer, as well as having a definite and real action on blood flow to the penis. I take one of these, broken up into water, and half an hour later I am having spontaneous raging erections – which last and last, and even take ages to go down once the deed is done – prompting one escort to ask me the other night, if I was on Viagra! I didn’t tell her my little secret, just said I had always been like that – could we go again?

I’m not quite sure at what age punters generally begin to engage with courtesans, but I know I was in my mid 30’s when I decided I was a little bit fed up of what was happening in my personal life. Every so often I would meet a girl I liked, we would see each other a few times, then it would either blow up or fizzle out – and always before we got into bed! This had been going on for about 5 years that I was conscious of, and I was not very sexually experienced – in fact my last sexual contact had been with a woman in my early 20’s.

So imagine, this guy who’s a bit shy, lacks a bit of confidence, and despite being successful in other areas of life, just hasn’t cracked it with women in general or the woman of his dreams in particular. This came up in conversation with a female friend, and she quite bluntly blurted out “Why don’t you just pay for sex?” It was something I had considered, but was nervous as hell about going through with – but getting it suggested by a friend gave me a bit of a green light I suppose in my head, and we sat down that afternoon and started to look through escort sites. I was intrigued by one whose site said she was a pornstar, and I actually recognised her from a few porn titles I had seen. Despite having seen her sucking cock and getting fucked on video, she came across with a very warm and sweet personality, so I sent an initial email to Vanessa (I will only refer to her by first name as i believe she has now retired) and recieved a reply back the same day! I thought this is it now, the ball is rolling! So we knocked a few dates around and came up with a mutually agreeable date, I had to provide her with some details and she confirmed once she had done her “security checks”.

Before the actual date, I spent a lot of time cleaning my house and wondering what it would be like with a woman after all this time. A lot of fantasies went through my head, but I couldn’t quite believe that it would be so straightforward to just email a pretty girl and then have her turn up at my house – but it was!

That day of her visit, I was very nervous – and when I got a call from her mobile number, I thought she was cancelling – but it turned out she was just running a bit late! Eventually she arrived, and she looked more like a student that a porn star, was quite casually dressed but very attractive and soft spoken, wearing glasses. I couldn’t quite believe this was the same girl who I had seen on screen in porn DVDs! Anyway, I got her a drink and handed over my envelop discreetly – then we sat on my couch. We chatted for a while, and I was unsure what should happen next – she started running her finger along my shoulder, and I, being new to the whole idea, politely asked if I was allowed to touch her! Of course, she said, and I got my hands on her boobs, and before I knew it her tongue was in my mouth, and I was leading her upstairs to my bedroom!

It was the best 2 hours I’d had for quite some time, I can tell you – although on this first occasion, I was unable to cum, and while she gave me a great blowjob, we didn’t get round to full sex – probably down to nerves and all sorts of other things, although I think I had actually cum a few times while kissing and touching her. In any case, this didn’t spoil the experience too much (I was to have my fair share of train wrecks and disasters during my putative punting career, and will detail them here in future!). Remember, this was the first women I had been naked with in over 10 years, and felt pretty shy and self conscious about the whole thing. What did you expect I would say, I rammed it up her ten times and came 11? This is reality, not fantasy – it is about a man shy about sex and with women, finding some kind of salvation in the demi-monde of escorts and parlours! I am sure there will be different kinds of punters, but I am here to tell my punting tale – tune in for more next time, but to close, I would just like to thank Vanessa again for an unforgettable first punting experience

Until next time,
The Real Punter

Don’t forget, if you are fascinated by my punting reports, you may enjoy Real Punting, a website which films real escorts on the job, so to speak – and if you like the look of them, you can get their details inside the site as well. I wish it had been around when I first started punting

Welcome to my punting blog! There are sites run by escorts, even books and TV series told from an escorts point of view – but the punter, or client side of things is relatively quiet. The clientele of professional ladies gets a rough ride in the press, as do the the ladies themselves, but as recent publicity has shown, the reality is very different. While there is a dark side to the UK sex industry, it is also true to say that a lot of professional escorts are happy, successful women who are fulfilled in their chosen career. But what of the “punters?”

I decided to start this site to break the silence, in a way. The work of escorts is not called “the oldest profession” for nothing – there has been a demand for it since the dawn of time. I am sure that some punters are not very nice, and some are downright despicable – but you get that in all areas of life.

I can only speak for myself – I started punting at the age of 35, I was not very sexually experienced, and despite being clean, healthy and intellgent, I was finding that trawling the dating sites and meeting unsuitable partner after unsuitable partner, was not something I could sustain, and was getting quite fed up with it. When a friend suggested I enlist the services of an escort, in other words “pay for sex”, I was astonished, not least because it was something I had secretly been considering for a while, but had never dredged up the courage to try. Having a friend suggest it, even encourage me, was like getting a green light in my head, so I started to do my research, and finally got around to booking a lady. From that first shaky encounter, I have had my ups and downs. Who knows, one day I may settle down, but my “punting” career has so far led to an increased sense of confidence and self esteem – I am no longer chasing my unobtainable miss right, but have learned to live in the pleasure of the moment.

This blog will tell my story, and serve as a testimony to the fact that the world of escorts, massage parlours and punting in general, is very much more normal and commonplace than anyone would at first think!

This site is sponsored by Real Punting, a very unusual adult website – I can bring you accounts of my adventures in words – but they actually film real life escort encounters! It is worth a look if you’ve ever wondered how the whole escort thing works – and they have contact details for the escorts as well – so it’s very possible to see the escort in action and have a real chance of having some adventures of your own From time to time I will be featuring episode from Real Punting as well as my own – one man can only go so far!!!